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punks on the internet

punks on the internet

I have long described myself as Taylor Swift agnostic, which is not really true because I do believe she exists, and the truth is that I always misuse agnostic when I really mean atheistic.

04 Oct 2025
The sidewalks are watching me think about you

The sidewalks are watching me think about you

When I lived here, I was always chasing something, the perfect idea of a life in the wild and untamed north. Partied and thought about parties and how each one would be the answer to the questions that kept me awake and pacing in my living room, like a raven seeking food half-buried in the snow.

27 Sep 2025
Damn it Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef N Cheddar

Damn it Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef N Cheddar

The second time I ever came out as trans, it was in an Arby’s drive-through in Alberta on a flip-phone in the height of the oil boom. A decision made with impassioned haste that left lingering memories of trying, failing, and the desire to try again regardless of how

20 Sep 2025
A brief history of darts in the body

A brief history of darts in the body

I started smoking, and I don’t remember the first one at all, but that is often the way of firsts.

06 Sep 2025
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