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Niko Stratis

Niko Stratis
A brief history of darts in the body

Essays

A brief history of darts in the body

I started smoking, and I don’t remember the first one at all, but that is often the way of firsts.

06 Sep 2025
Cheap McNuggets at the gates of Heaven

Essays

Cheap McNuggets at the gates of Heaven

Tasting heaven only cost $.49, and each bite brought me closer to God.

29 Aug 2025
Everything Looks Perfect From Far Away

Essays

Everything Looks Perfect From Far Away

Do you ever think about how the emotional core of “Such Great Heights” will never feel the same due to an alarming lack of answering machines? I mean, yes, sure, even without the machine it is still an emotionally resonant song about long-distance yearning, but that distance feels cheated now.

22 Aug 2025
These Frameworks Labeled Home

These Frameworks Labeled Home

The Weakerthans second album, Left and Leaving, turned 25, and I am late celebrating it. I started writing this on the day of its anniversary with the best of clear-eyes intentions. I started and stopped sentences, cleaned out spelling mistakes, went back and recompiled half-considered paragraphs. I thought about the

08 Aug 2025
The Tale of Billy Pumpkins

The Tale of Billy Pumpkins

The uber driver on our way to the Harvard bookstore didn’t know what a memoir was, and I’m still at a loss as to the chain of events that leads to someone being legally permitted to own and drive a car, but live entirely unaware of a dominant

19 Jul 2025
a photo of pink and white flowers on a branch, in front of a bush largely made up of the same. .

Say you care less how I feel

Every interview I’ve done lately has been connected by a single, unexpected thread. A red string tacked to disparate faces weaving an unexpected story from happenstance and stray thoughts. This isn’t true of every conversation I’ve had, but enough of them have created a trend. I was

11 Jul 2025
Lessons on the posture of giving a shit

Blog Posts

Lessons on the posture of giving a shit

there is some power to be found in loudly and emphatically giving a shit where people can bear witness to it.

04 Jul 2025
Tramps Like Us

Blog Posts

Tramps Like Us

There should be a German word for having never wanted something, but needing it to feel good all the same.

20 Jun 2025
Fix The Tracking

Essays

Fix The Tracking

We can never ask AI to generate the past we want to hold onto, or the perfect world we believe was promised to us and I guess for some it is easier to hope that someday a computer will make this world perfect for you than to accept that real perfect will always be broken

23 May 2025
The road from home

Blog Posts

The road from home

I’m home, and I did not plan to be here

19 May 2025
To recreate us

Essays

To recreate us

I love a song about the earnest failings of youth, because these are the years it is safest to fail.

08 May 2025
Reachering a Mystery

Reachering a Mystery

I have spent the last week searching for something I know is always going to be lost. Not a physical object, but a memory. An idea of a face, warped and faded in time. The smell of an old living room, the one across the street from my childhood, where

19 Apr 2025
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