The true meaning of value

On failure, success, danger and the value meal.

There was a time where every day of the week was marked with a singular importance, each one a throne upon which a new monarch could perch and bask in adoration from sunrise to set. Sundays it was cheeseburgers, Tuesdays hamburgers and for a minute there existed the perfect day: Wednesdays, when Chicken McNuggets were .69 for a six piece at McDonalds.

In…