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Niko Stratis

Niko Stratis
An image of a body of water, Schwatka Lake, in Whitehorse, Yukon

Andy are you goofing on Elvis?

If you've been waiting to read a portion from my upcoming book The Dad Rock That Made Me a Woman, today is your lucky day! Big thanks to Luke O'Neil and his incredible newsletter Welcome To Hell World for featuring an excerpt, an essay featuring one

31 Jan 2025
Just One More

Just One More

I can hear the theme music in stale and still air. Even with my eyelids closed and sleep on the horizon, it’s there. Hunting without terror, a lingering spirit calling me closer to the edge. Obsession in synthwave, dancing in 7/8 time, taunting, teasing. Enticing. I read a

21 Jan 2025
and the bells are ringing out for Christmas Day

Blog Posts

and the bells are ringing out for Christmas Day

I am nothing if not open to being called to action in order to write a meandering blog post on something I actually have a lot of thoughts about but wanted to spare you a diatribe.

24 Dec 2024
Don't Worry About The Cost

Essays

Don't Worry About The Cost

Note: this is a piece I wrote to read on stage for The Basement Revue, a yearly music/literary variety show here in Toronto. I thought it would be nice to include it here in the newsletter at the end of the year as well. If you'd like

23 Dec 2024
Wrapped will never love you back

Wrapped will never love you back

Spotify is a garbage ball rolling around the idea of a life and gathering all things onto itself, like a kind of Wario Katamari Damacy.

04 Dec 2024
Far away from dry land and its bitter memories

Far away from dry land and its bitter memories

I wrote a book.  It wasn’t always going to be this way. One day I just decided to run. I packed two bags of my belongings, left the Yukon, landed in Toronto. Stayed in the spare room in a loft next to a pretty good coffee shop in the

15 Nov 2024
Punk Pinocchios gotta go, gotta go

Essays

Punk Pinocchios gotta go, gotta go

There’s a lot to be said about saying fuck it and grasping for all your desires when everything feels like it’s falling apart at a rapid clip.

08 Nov 2024
Memory of the last loan shark

Memory of the last loan shark

It was a stupid fucking costume. A last minute costume for a last minute party that I didn’t really want to go to at all. It was a party that I had wanted, that we had all wanted and asked for. Begged for, almost. When you have a friend

01 Nov 2024
In praise of In Defense of Ska

In praise of In Defense of Ska

Halloween is the worst holiday for DJs. Outside the very narrow margins around the Monster Mash there are very few good danceable Halloween songs. Maybe Halloween just isn't the season for dancing, despite what all the skeletons who play their own bones as instruments will have you believe.

25 Oct 2024
Shadows wandering off somewhere

Shadows wandering off somewhere

I can’t say this for certain, but I believe part of preparing to release a book is psyching yourself up for people you’ve never met to hate you for the rest of your life. This is where I’m at in the process, or at the very least

18 Oct 2024
Roll With It

Roll With It

I didn’t get Oasis tickets.  I couldn’t really afford Oasis tickets, but I wanted to believe I could afford them, and what is being alive if not believing you can afford all the things that might ruin you? I got my little special presale code in my inbox

11 Oct 2024
Swing it, sway, everything will be alright

Swing it, sway, everything will be alright

Lysh and I went to see PJ Harvey here in Toronto. On the east end of town, which if you live in Toronto and you live in the west end you’ll know can feel like driving to the moon. It has to be worth it, even though it’s not really that far, but far is relative, and distance means nothing.

04 Oct 2024
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